ARRRGHHH!!! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!

Park your browser in quantum hold mode (QHM)...never browse to another page...never shut down your computer...and never close this tab...otherwise your universe goes 'kablooey'

Panic (our recommendation)

You're already on the INTERNEGATIVE website! But because of your careless clicking, you've now created a time paradox and at least one alternate reality where, quite frankly, YOU MAY NOT EXIST. This leaves you with only two option: